SLOW-MO SLAP TO THE FRICKIN FACE!!!

When me and my friends were working on my video series we got kinda bored....

 

As you can see, it was very painful for my friend. But he was ok and he actually agreed to it. We didn't force him or anything :D

Anyways, I hope everyone had a great Christmas and I hope you have a happy new year!!!

~eli

2nd post today?!?!

Ok, so I know barely anybody actually reads this blog, so I guess it is kind of pointless but I enjoy it. Something I realized today is, I really love making videos. I would be making daily vlogs, amazing weekly sketches if only I didn't have to go to school. I really want to do this for the rest of my life, either directing, producing, editing, or acting in movies/short films(or sketches). I guess my question for my few blog readers is this: Do you know of any high school (it doesn't have to be in the US!) that is strictly for film/movie directing/producing/editing? If so, PLEASE leave a comment down below!!!!

I hope you're having a great Christmas, I know I am :)

-Eli

Merry Christmas!!!

I'm getting on here to type something really quick then get back to my family. This Christmas was more of a family gift Christmas then previous years where we each got big gifts. So, what was our big gift? A 40" 3D plasma TV!!! Yeah it's pretty cool. I got a cool hat, which I have to say is....pretty cool :)

Well, have a very merry Christmas and a happy new year!!!

~eli

I Ate A Monkey?!?

As I am typing this the video is still processing so be patient!!!

I hope you enjoy it!!

~Eli



I Ate A Monkey by Eli Wilson is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License.

Christmas Time and such....

I know I haven't done an actual blog entry in awhile, so since I have the time to I thought "Why not?"

Lately, I haven't really been myself. For instance:

1. I am becoming increasingly more lazy
2. I'm becoming very forgetful
3. I'm having a tough time thinking of new video ideas
4. I actually bought gifts for my brother and sister for Christmas this year....

I don't know if this is because I'm getting older (and wiser) or something else....either way I'm still going to be making new videos as often as I can, because that's what I love to do. Please, if you could (nobody reads this blog anyways...) tell everyone you know about my videos and what I do. I'm trying to get into a good college for something in film. Director, producer, editor, etc....

Thanks so much!!!

~Eli

I'm in WIRED magazine?!?!

Not really :( But I had to make this for my BST class (which is basically a computer class). The only program I used was Photoshop, obviously.

Hope u like it!!!

~Eli

I got a radio!!!

YUP i have an online radio station! It's still in the making so chillax if it's not perfect right away :)


Visit my Radio Website

~ELI

SMOSH!

It's my x out fort thingy contest entry.

~ELi

CONTEST!!! (update)

Rules:

• Be a subscriber
• Like/fav the video
• leave a comment on the video

It's just that easy!!!!

enjoy!
~eli

CONTEST!!!

Yup, I'm having a contest of sorts which I will be giving more information about tmw in my vlog and I will post the full rules and stuff on here after that video comes out. So if you want to be notified when it comes out....click here!

If you haven't seen my last video here it is:




Thanks!

~Eli

Tea Time With Hitler

Yeah........

here's the BTS




Here's the actual video (i just put the bts first bc that's what got uploaded first)




enjoy

~eli

ANNOUNCEMENT! (update)

Ok, so for my upcoming series I'm making with my friend. We are going to be needing some VFX shots. If you are into VFX and are looking for a big break this might be it! Here are our conditions:

• You have to be able to do the VFX shots very quickly
• The shots must look PROFESSIONAL (that means you need to know how to use After Effects with out watching tutorials)
• You will need to work very closely with what we need, you won't have very much creative control, unless we think your idea is better than ours
• You need to have work to show us (i.e. YouTube, vimeo, etc.)
• You have to be ok with being paid by means of credit at the end of our videos

If you can abide by those conditions, then shoot me an email and we can talk. :)

Pass this along to anyone who might want to do this!

~Eli

Jupiter :)

I went outside last night with my video camera that can do some major zoomage and I saw Jupiter and now you can too!




Enjoy!

~Eli

Equals Beast!?!?!?!

"You know that's right!" ~Shawn Spencer (not talking about this video though....)

Have a great day!!!

~Eli

NEW SERIES!!!

Hello world!

I'm working on a new series for my channel! with my friend TETSTV! Check out both of our channels, like/fav/subscribe! Thanks and peace out!

~Eli

World's Largest Interactive Video!!! (on YouTube)

This isn't the interactive one...the interactive one is below!!!




It's an obvious Friday educational interactive video!!!

~Eli

Exclusive Video Clip!!

I'm definitely coming out with this series but I just want your opinion on whether its a good intro or not!

Comment below about what you think!!!

~Eli

You know that feeling when....

You know that feeling when you've been working 3+ days on a project, then see it turn out 1000000 times better than you thought? Well, I have that feeling!!!!! Be sure to check out my channel and subscribe!!!

Until next time....

"Be the change you want to see in the world!" ~ Gandhi

-Eli

Halloween Sketch

Any ideas for a halloween sketch??

That is all

thank you!!

~Eli

TAAN!!!

This was made for my friends' speech class...we're thinking A+? Be sure to subscribe, like, comment and all that. ALSO, IF YOU USE YOUTUBE OR HAVE EVER BEEN ON YOUTUBE, GO TO http://bit.ly/rstjIM AND SIGN A PETITION TO NOT LET CONGRESS PASS A LAW MAKING IT A FELONY TO PUBLISH COPYWRITTEN MATERIAL (EVEN THE SLIGHTEST SOUND OF A RINGTONE!)!!

That's all,

Have a nice day

~Eli

You're going to LOL after watching this!!!

If you didn't LOL after watching this....you should subscribe to me and follow me (@InfiniteBeast or @kutarimeikitato)

Thanks!!

~Eli

1200 views!!!!

My 8 mile review got 1200 views in like 3 days!!!!! I'm so amazed and thankful!

http://bit.ly/mOEZAk - LTA movie club
http://bit.ly/oRlREq - 8 mile review
http://bit.ly/riWE9c - psych vlog extened cut
http://bit.ly/oWES4l - my youtube




Have a beast day!!

-Eli

Red Dead Redemption

I made a game play video for red dead redemption. The actual game play isn't mine, it's gametrailers.com.




Have a nice weekend!

-Eli

Talkin' in da hot tub!!!

I was actually invited to go to this but I wasn't able to, now I'm kinda glad that I didn't....just joking, I wish I coulda gone.

~Eli

U of M or MSU?

U of M all the way!!!!





This video was super fun to make, be sure to turn your volume up! If you want an "EPIC DISSING CONTEST OF EPICNESS #2" or more; subscribe, like and fav!!!

Thanks,

~Eli

THE WALKING DEAD!!!

Ok, so this is a really awesome show that I've been watching since the first episode. I actually showed it to all my friends. Check it out on Sunday  (10/16, the trailer lies) 10/9c




Peace out

~Eli

@kutarimeikitato

PSYCH-O MANIAC!!! (extended cut)

Hey guys here's the extended version of my psych video on YouTube.

Hope you like it!!!

Peace out!

~Eli

BATTLEFIELD 3!!!!

My friend brendeezy64 did a commentary on the Battlefield 3 Beta, check it out, subscribe to him!!!

I'm a hip-hop artist!!!

Hey guys (and girls)

I just made my first song!!! It's called famous...it's not on iTunes (yet.). Be watching for a music video on my YouTube channel, or just subscribe so you for sure don't miss it!!!

Thanks peeps,

~Eli out!!

New Videos

Hello peeps!!

I put out 2 new videos tonight/this morning!!! One is called Obvious Fridays (series?) and the other which is in the process of uploading as we speak, is a news show (series?). I think they're good, but obviously I'd be saying that since I made them. Check 'em out tell me what ya think, like, subscribe, fav, comment, whateva'

Until next time....peace out!

~ELI

VIDEOS ARE OUT!!!

Ok, we made this video from midnight to 4AM this morning.....it was tiring but super fun to make!!! Check out our YouTube channel to see two other videos!!! A vlog is coming soon (by that I mean it's rendering right now!!)!!! As FPS Russia would say....

Have nice day,

-Eli

No....just no!!!

Ok, this should NOT be humanly possible!!!!




That's just amazing, good job dude and keep up the good work!

-Eli

CARDBOARD WAREFARE 2!!!!

If you haven't heard of Cardboard Warfare then, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!!!! Pwnisher is a channel on YouTube that is lead by Clinton Jones, he is the master mind behind (I just rhymed!!!!) Cardboard Warfare 1, 1.5 and now 2. Be sure to check out his channel (subscribe!) and you can watch his newest video down below!!!

-Eli

Psych....aka THE BEST TV SHOW EVAR!!!

It doesn't matter if you're the #1 fan of Psych or if you've just seen one episode.....this sneak peak will blow your FREAKIN' MIND!!!!! Not really but I almost peed my pants after I watched it because I'm soooo Psyched ;) for PSYCH!!!!  I'm just joking about peeing my pants because well....I'm wearing shorts, but I'm pretty excited for Psych this October! Check out the other promos they came out with! (action, horror, guest stars and the music video)

Peace out 'til next time!!!

-Eli

Life can be a b****

I know I posted this picture before, but I think it's SOOOO true!!! Most of us (including myself) don't live life to the fullest! We need to make the most of our life! We only live once! Unless you're like Buddhist or whatever religion believes in reincarnation.... Oh well for most of us we only live once so let's try to live life up!!

~Eli

Video editing

I'm sure if you're reading this then you probably make your own videos and have your own preferences, but I just want to say I have a lot of experience with this subject.

Overall, Sony Vegas Pro 10 is THE best editing software for the "Average Joe" who likes to make good quality videos! I've tried TONS of video editing software and only Sony has proved them self with their editing software! I'm not sponsored by Sony or anything, I'm just saying they make really good quality software that almost anyone can learn to use....really easily!!!

For a more advanced person, I would recommend Adobe After Effects or Autodesk Smoke. They are both very similar but I found AE to be a little harder to learn compared to Smoke. That being said, Smoke is currently only for Mac. :( I've emailed Autodesk a bunch of times asking if they'll make a Windows version of Smoke and their answer is "We are committed to continuously improving the service you receive. We value your opinion, both about what we did well and what we could have done better. "

That doesn't sound like an automated response at all!!! (sarcasm, if you couldn't tell) Oh well, if you didn't know Autodesk has a ton of video software for 3D effects and if you combine that with Smoke (and if you have a fast enough computer running OSX) you get an AWESOME video!!!!

Again I'm not sponsored by any of these companies, I just think they are THE best!!!

-Eli

It's been awhile

Hello!!!! It's been a long time since I posted something. That's because I was on vacation without internet connection!!! Yes, it was very painful....

Anyways, we're still working on getting the editing software to start making videos to put on YouTube. We should be getting it pretty soon!!! I hope the wait hasn't been too painful. ;)

Be sure to check us out on YouTube and while you're there why not subscribe!

Have a great labor day!

-Eli

Ughhhhh

Yup. If you're following me on twitter then you know already know about this. Anyways, I don't know what I hate more...giving a speech or listening to a speech. Lets compare the two!!!

Giving a speech:

• Nerve wrecking
• Anxiety
• Hard to write without making a fool of yourself (i.e. the other two reasons above)
• It just sucks

Listening to a speech:

• If it's just to you, i.e. "Father to son" you can't fall asleep
• If it's to a lot of people, i.e. "Lecture" you can fall asleep (depending on class size)
• If the person has given it before and will most likely give it again....you get my point
• It just sucks

Leave a comment below if you think differently or think the same!!! I don't think any one reads this blog besides me.... :(

-Eli

   

World Traveler!!

As this summer comes to a close, I've been looking ahead to next summer and beyond. So here's what I'll be doing with my next few summers.

SUMMER 2012:

• Japan for a month or more

SUMMER 2013 (if the world hasn't ended):

• Brazil for a few days for World Youth Day

SUMMER 2014:

• Hawai'i for the whole summer!!!
• I will be hopefully attending college in Hawai'i!!!!

If I do go to college in Hawai'i I will be living there obviously which would (or will) be amazing!! If you haven't been to Hawai'i, I definitely recommend it! If it's after 2014 shoot me an email and we might be able to do a collab or something!

Hang Loose!

-Eli

 

     

Trust me videos coming soon!!!

If you didn't know I'm in Boy Scouts...yes very lame indeed. The good news is I will be done with it FOREVER!!! After I finish my eagle scout project that my parents have been nagging me about for a while. So that's the reason I haven't been able to put out any videos yet, besides that little preview from yesterday.

How things are going right now I would say the promo should be up by the middle of September, but I can't make any promises. Mainly because school starts for me on September 6th. I can't believe summer is almost over. Every time I think about going back to the jail some people call school is...it's just crazy!!! *tear*

Well I hope you guys are having a great day, check out our YouTube channel. And while you're there why not subscribe!!!

-Eli

PS: If we get 1 million+ subscribers by this time next year...Andrew and I will take the blazin' wing challenge at B-Dubs!!!

   

A day to remember!! (part II)

I forgot to tell something very important...while Andrew and I were looking through some music clips I just like blacked out for a few seconds and then I felt like I was dreaming...it felt like it lasted around 30 seconds but when I came back to earth nobody said anything. I was still playing the clips somehow even though I was blacked out....

Like the title says, "A Day to Remember!!" definitely!!! Also the video that almost made me barf, after I'm done editing it I'll make an audio only version and put it on this blog so you can just listen to it...but it won't have subtitles so it might be hard to understand because of the wind.

-Eli

A day to remember!!

So far this day has been very, very interesting!! We filmed the promo/trailer, here's a little clip. It was pretty fun to film. I think we really ticked off a lot of people while we were filming, but I guess that's what you gotta do. We also filmed a fun little vlog type thing which after I watched I almost puked...lets just leave it at that.

The promo will be up in a few weeks and the vlog will be up sometime after. Oh by the way the reason I almost puked isn't because it was nasty...it was because I really suck at holding a camera straight....

I hope you guys like it, be sure to subscribe to our YouTube channel and follow us on Twitter! More videos to come!!!

-Eli

Freezing Cold and Flies!?!?!

Ok, I live in Michigan and it is usually really hot or really cold. A usual day in August here is in the 90s...today it's  66!!! Now if it was like January everyone would be in shorts and t-shirts but its August!!! It feels soooo cold!!! I have to wear under armor and a hoodie when I go outside!!!

If you haven't heard, my brother and sister got guinea pigs about a week ago or so. That makes three guinea pigs in our house now. Our house really smells like a barn!!! It was perfectly fine until we got two more guinea pigs. As I'm typing this, I'm having to fight off three flies that I'm pretty sure call our house their home...*frowny face*

Hope you're having a better day than me!!!

-Eli

   

This is soo true!

This is so true and I think most of us don't use all of our "$86,400"!!! LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLLEST!!! I think this song also sums this up.

-Eli

Like a NINJA!!!

So I was in this aviation camp this summer and it was pretty fun. They sent the pictures yesterday....695 of them!!! So I figured I'd be in at least half of them or more....I was only in 96 of them!!!! And only 5 were directly only me!!! Everyone else was in probably half of the pictures or more!!! Oh well, I am a ninja so I guess I get a gold shuriken or somethin'.

-Eli

Gansta Tiggerilla!?!?!

If you are really confused by that name, let me break it down for you....Gangster + Tigger + Gorilla = Gangsta Tiggerilla!!! Still confused on what it looks like or what I'm even talking about...take a look at this picture.

Pretty beast huh?

Just a little something to brighten up your day!!! (I hope....)

-Eli

  

FreebieJeebies

Hey guys, I know you've either heard of this or used it yourself.

We have really crappy equipment to make videos so by going to this website, just complete an offer and after we get 59 people or so we get a free iMac to help us make better videos!!! Thanks so much!!!

-Eli

Little Eli

Ok, so today I was exploring my basement and I found this picture of when I was in 5th grade and we were coming home from our trip to Hawaii. The pilot came up to us and said, "I have my Polaroid with me, do you want to have your picture taken in the cockpit?" I of course said, "Heck YEAH!!!". Ok maybe not, I just said, "Yes!"

Oh and if you don't know what a Polaroid is....Google it!

Have a good day!

-Eli

YouTube Account

Here's my YouTube channel!

While you're there, why not subscribe!?!?!

Have a good day!

-Eli

Creative Giving

Would you like to help us out! Go to creativegiving.com/TheInfiniteBeast and take a 20 min survey. After you do that $2 gets donated to us!!! It's just that easy!!! Thanks for helping out!!!

-Eli

Blog

Hello World,

My name is Eli and I make vlogs and other videos for everyone to see. I haven't uploaded any videos yet so please be patient they are coming!!! Check out my YouTube and Twitter accounts too! (FB coming soon!)

-Eli